Steer clear of this fella
by Mr mundane cheese August 1, 2022
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Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?
by 999merie March 8, 2021
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"Damn, this dude in class is such a David. He kept yapping on about some pointless topic, by the time he was finished, everyone had already left the classroom."
by Mydudeyourdude December 27, 2021
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Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024
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David needs his dick sucked
by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021
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