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Christian

A guy who hits on everyone hoping for the slight chances of a girlfriend and has no rizz
Your such a Christian
by Ratfraction May 4, 2023
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Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.
Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass
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Christian

Great person, He may be quiet, a bit overweight, and has a twisted humor. But in reality he is always there for you, he doesn’t care what you have been through or what has happened, he will be there to support you. He is always ready to listen to whatever you want to vent his way, he will listen carefully, give you truthful answers and help you with your problems. He is that one kid in school who is popular with many people but that’s only because he is known to be an asshole. The more you get to know him the more he will show you how kind and caring he is. Christian is also to joke around if you’re his best friend, he would joke inappropriately about someone you may like or someone your dating. In the end Christian is truly a nice person and any girl would be lucky to have his personality, even if he isn’t the perfect with looks.
I don’t know its just Christian.
by ShirlyHaksi February 3, 2022
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Christian Chang

When you run with your arms barely moving. Typically, your arms are making a v shape and your palms are facing the ground. Your arms then swing side to side
by tracknation66 November 8, 2017
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christian

He's the best friend you can ever have he 's not a mandolin like some of his friends you definitely want to be his friend he 's handsome
Christian is the real nigga
by pendejon November 21, 2016
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Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!
by ccans July 26, 2021
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Christian

one of the most awesome humans you’ll have the good fortune of meeting ... kind, generous, fun, people magnet, loving, shaman, with superior music taste and dance moves to match. Friends of Christian would be lost without his wise words and depth.
Damn, this party could be hella good ... if only Christian was here
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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