Christian

A really sexy mofo
He is really popular, but does not like to admit it
He has nice hair
He is the bestest friend you could have
He tries his best to help a friend out
He gets all the girls in the school
You're such a Christian
by Zach Lammm May 28, 2019
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Christian

Christian is the dumbest autistic bitch ever. Doesn't know how to speak properly and never does any work.
Your such a Christian
by anonymous October 11, 2022
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Christian

Christian is one of the tall ones in the friend group. He doesn’t have a girlfriend. He has his guy friends which is why he can’t get a girlfriend. Usually, Christians usually tends to act cool even though they’re not.
by CurrySoupDumpling December 3, 2020
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Christian

A dude who is cracked at the tuba my guy.
Christian is cracked.
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christian arriola

A very amazing,cute,handsom boy who will make you laugh very easily.
Ex: Omg here come's Christian Arriola he's so cute.
by quintana119 March 15, 2017
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Christian Roche

Commonly used as an insult, to describe someone as small or puny with a midget like build. Also used to describe wet dog food in some cases.
"Your acting like a Christian Roche". John has short man syndrome so we call him a Christian Roche. "My dog loves some Christian Roche for dinner".
by Chris DW July 30, 2022
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Christian Cherrypicker

Somebody who chooses the bible verses they like and disregards the verses they do not like. So they can continue to live in a shell.
Jerry is a Christian Cherrypicker, he thinks homosexuality is a sin but wears mixed fabrics and eats fish.
by Vegan Atheist December 9, 2017
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