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beef parting

The inner and outer vaginal lips.
Open up your beef parting girl!
by Hebe W May 29, 2008
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Beef-huffer

One who huffs beef, that is, engages in very long but listless, unenthusiastic blowjobs.
Man, Alexis came over last night and huffed my beef all the way through Ocean’s 11. What a beef-huffer!
by Beefhuffer July 18, 2024
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Beef Slushie

The act of Jamming one’s penis into the anal region of another human, whilst filling the cavity with crushed ice.

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Treo G Warner - Founding Member of Beef Bum Crew
Wow! That Beef Slushie really sorted me out after last nights Lamb Bhuna Curry.
by Wanawasolls May 1, 2023
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Beef On Toast

A Food that means Confidence and Spirituality For Musicians. Some Musicians MUST have it before their gigs.
Holland Fight Zoo, A band That Demands It.

" We need Beef On Toast, Or we Cant Play. It Limits our Creativity."
by FUNGMAN SHU April 6, 2007
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human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef
by Human roast beef November 24, 2023
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Humble Beef

humble beefs (noun)
Definition:

A mild or low-stakes dispute—petty drama that’s acknowledged with a wink, not a war. Usually involves light jabs, small disagreements, or playful rivalry where both sides keep it respectful. The “humble” part means the conflict is restrained, ironic, or self-aware.
Petty but Polite
A disagreement over trivial things, often couched in polite language.
Example: Arguing in the group chat about the “right” way to load the dishwasher, then ending with “lol all love.”

Friendly Fire
A rivalry between friends, often for comedic effect or inside-joke continuity.
Example: Trash-talking your friend’s favorite sports team while knowing they’ll roast you back.

Self-Deprecating Beef
When one party humorously picks a fight with themselves or admits their side is flawed.
Example: “I have humble beef with my own playlist for betraying me with a Nickelback track.”

Clout-Lite Drama
Internet spats staged for attention without actual malice—often subtle enough to fly under casual observers’ radar.
Example: Musicians throwing tiny shade at each other on Twitter so fans can “decode” it.

Petty Justice
Standing up for a principle in a way that’s obviously disproportionate to the stakes, but still kind of admirable.
Example: Leaving a Yelp review just to correct the spelling of “martini” on the menu.
by MatthewDonovan August 8, 2025
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Montana beef

When a woman from Montana has extra juicy legs. Can also call her legs juicy bad boys or juicers.
Man that flight attendant has some certified USDA prime Montana Beef . I didn’t even know those juicers were legal around here.
by Sweaty-tits June 27, 2025
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