ryan twig

this kid. how do we explain. he shits leaves and falls off trees. his mom is like a billion years old. he drinks dirt water. he has recently recovered from a broke pinky, and can now play basketball. however, he looks like mario when he shoots. he wishes he could be like kelvin when he shoots, a pure sharp, but nope. also, he dated a girl named brianna. she a thot bitch hoe. also he killed XXX.
person 1: ew what’s that walking twig

person 2: are you blind that’s ryan twig

person 1: my bad
by ryanvano43 February 20, 2019
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Conservative Ryan

A man with little regard for a girl's feelings and is willing to break her heart for the sake of his own agenda. Does not exactly "worship" the Donald but does support what he stands for. WARNING: Do not get attached, otherwise you'll find yourself in a pit of despair. And no, this isn't coming from someone who had to deal with a conservative person, weirdo.
This Conservative Ryan came up to me during a party and seemed interested in me, but backstabbed me as usual. I'm afraid of the people who have to deal with this weirdo in the future. I hope he moves to Canada and regrets it immediately..
by Blah Blah 100 November 07, 2020
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Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.
Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.
by Deez Nuts 2016 September 03, 2015
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Ryan Johnstone

The term for a bisexual who sucks baws for a living. Ryan Johnstones can also talk one lot of shit.
Scott - “watch out here comes ryan johnstone fs”
Kieren -“naw man”
Ryan -“suck ma baws
by Lil Bronx December 16, 2021
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Ripoff Ryan

man in sped ed call

Well known as the person who started breaking the RyanVerse in the Paztep community
Ripoff Ryan Ripoff Ryan where are you?

in the sped ed call
by RJMrLA fanboy March 21, 2022
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Ryan Bidwell

I went on a date with Ryan Bidwell the other day, such a huge cock hidden in those jeans
by Hana loois February 07, 2021
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