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Oat Bag

A sex act. While having sex doggy style a dude jizzes in his hand and hops on the girls back like he is riding a horse. He then reaches around and puts the hand he just jizzed on over her mouth and yells OAT BAG! The other hand can slap the ass, or remain idle.
Stephanie is super pissed at me for giving her an oat bag and slapping her ass last night.

Nothing is better after hot sex like a nice oat bag to hold me over until next time.
by MagnumTT January 15, 2011
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Douche Bag

1. A jerk

2. An Asshole

3. Someone With turbo aids

4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.
by Josh AKA Jesus from mc February 27, 2009
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Jimmy Bag

A bag containing marijuana waste, with little or no actual marijuana present.
hey bro, put these seeds and stems in your Jimmy bag.
by Courtney E February 24, 2009
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Bag Snag

When a man has completed urinating and is in a hurry to put the equipment away and get back to whatever he was doing. In the process he gets his "bag" or at least some skin caught in the zipper. The resulting pain is caused by "bag snag".
In a rush to get back to the poker table I suffered a "bag snag" when zipping up.
Or,
Don't be in such a hurry or you could suffer from a "bag snag".
by bombsie March 10, 2010
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Douche Bag

Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Douche bag: Do you consider your self African American or black?

Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.
by The Cook3 April 14, 2010
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Slutty-bags

A man who has a very saggy bag and is a manslut
That mike is such a Slutty-bags
by Mr. Fellatio February 17, 2006
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dirche-bag

1) A total asshole, someone who deserves no respect and can be considered legaly retarded

2) A combination of the two phrases "dirt-bag" and "douche bag"
ex) Fred- "HEY JIM LOOK AT THAT CRIPPLED KID TRYING TO PICK UP HIS FOOD, THATS SOOOO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAH"

Jim- "Shut up fred your a fuckin dirche-bag"
by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009
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