Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
"he is a croots salad"
by Urduja Lansaguin June 10, 2022
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retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical
your talkin' stupid like a retard salad
by kalisz June 11, 2010
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Salad Walker

A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.

Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.
My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.
by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024
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chicago salad

a bed of iceberg lettuce with either a pork chop or cut up hot dogs on top
I'll order a Chicago salad as I'm trying to healthier.
by Oceanic16 November 08, 2021
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ghetto salad

When poor folk can only afford one piece of lettuce and the rest is ranch dressing.
I don't get my disability until next weekend, so all I could eat was a ghetto salad.
by Devils Lasagna December 08, 2017
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