Nerd (n.) – nerdious meius maximus: A rare and delightful creature often found covered in paint, eating 20-pounds of almonds in one sitting, and enthusiastically hyping up the men in masks. Identified by erratic bursts of creativity, spontaneous dances moves, and the ability to turn any topic into a passionate TED Talk. Warning: Prone to bouts of chaotic kindness and existential monologues at 3am. Approach with snacks and compliments. Will become your favorite kind of unstable.
Person A: "Why is Mei painting a cat mural on the fridge while explaining that a smoothie is just a type of soup to the pizza guy?"
Person B: "Oh, she's just being a nerd again."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "You know—nerd—a snack-fueled, art-powered, chaos-sprinkling whirlwind of extroverted genius and mildly unhinged joy. Classic Mei."
Person B: "Oh, she's just being a nerd again."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "You know—nerd—a snack-fueled, art-powered, chaos-sprinkling whirlwind of extroverted genius and mildly unhinged joy. Classic Mei."
by Gregory Gorham April 24, 2025

someone who does very well in school and loves things that would be considered "nerdy." this includes math, puzzles, algorithms, etc
by <you3 January 8, 2012

by Tinkle-Me-Elmo August 27, 2022

Someone who thinks they are the best of the best, usually having glasses, and bullies everyone but gets away with it because usually they are a teachers pet.
by GG123_1 February 6, 2023

A great person, typically with glasses and extremely skinny, who has never gotten a B in their life. A modern idea for a great person like a "nerd"is that they like to gain some weight and exercise. They are portrayed with glasses since they read a lot and a study says that not having a great eye sight means you have a high IQ.
by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

by vicious doormat June 9, 2019
