Cum Day

Every single male in the earth has to cum at least 2 times in this day.

Hey bro it's cum day!
So?
C U M Right NOW

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Dupe Day

An annual holiday falling on August 2nd. The holiday is usually celebrated by spending the whole day with a certain friend group doing really random activities. Meaningful gifts are exchanged.

"I can't wait for this year's Dupe Day; I already have all your gifts planned out!"

by SunnyJayMay July 21, 2022

L day

When your day goes very bad or unfruitful, you call it an L day.

today was such an l day man, I lost all my money on poker.

by thesocalledwriter September 3, 2023

Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021

Arsewank Day

The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023

Happy Keith Arsewank day

by Artijoke March 30, 2023

Tressler day

When a parent sends a

A child to a babysitter and takes the day for themselves.

"I dropped the kids off at the babysitter so I could go fishing , it's a Tressler day

by Onlythetruthisme October 5, 2017

Loop of the Day

A round of golf enjoyed by a caddie for the various reasons: Good golfers that play at a fast pace, usually early in the morning. Reward by handsome financial compensation.

The caddies still in the yard were hating on Victor when he was finished by noon with $250 in his pocket. He had the loop of the day.

by MasterCaddy September 22, 2019