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Blotto Drunk

Dictionary Term typically used by people who dont drink to describe a state of drunkenness that the other drunks in the room have to look up in a dictionary as despite their 30 years of a continuous state of drunkenness had never heard anyone use that word. Functionally equivalent to ordering a Miami Vice at Virtually any bar not directly on a beach
Man, I am Blotto Drunk. Someone responds that Concrete mixers do not contain alcohol, and please put your pants back on.
by B3rg 2 time champion March 1, 2023
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Drunk-knocker

That overly intoxicated person that repeatedly slaps/bumps/taps or "knocks" on your shoulder to get your attention.
My sister is shy when she's sober, but after a few beers she's a total drunk-knocker. She interrupts everyone, tapping on their shoulders saying "hey, hey, hey".
by drunk-knocker November 12, 2021
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Moon drunk

When a person acts silly, odd, out of character or drunk like around the time of a full moon
Can have adverse affects on people or animals
Lunacy is tied to the full moon that why they are call Luna-tics.
“Chris was awfully giggly before bed, he must be moon drunk”.

“The moon was full yesterday and Tommy is acting strange; I wonder if he’s moon drunk?”

The horse is much more skittish today than normal.” “Yeah the full moon is tonight.” “Oh he must be moon drunk.”

“You are acting like a crazy person!”
“Tonight’s a full moon I’m moon drunk!”
by Shasake December 13, 2019
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drunk catsup

a shot:

3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce

to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"
Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.
by derpaderpalurkalurkaherca December 5, 2012
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Bottle of drunk

Guy 1: "yo let's get some drinks man"
Guy 2:"aight let's go, I'm boutta get a bottle of drunk"
Guy1: "wtf is that man?"
Guy2: "that strong ass drink bro"
Guy 1: "ayyeeeeeeee"
by Drankkkk February 10, 2017
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Drunk did it

To work on a task or project while inebriated, only to realize later that quality of the work was severly impaired, as were you.
He refinished the floor only to realize that he'd drunk did it. It would have to be done over again.
by Roger_the_Dodger May 6, 2025
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drunk

are you drunk?
by mklkjfsldjfskljdfls April 21, 2021
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