Emily is the shortest mf you're ever gonna meet. She mostly hands out with black people and you barely see her talking to the hispanics in the hallway. She'll constantly annoy you about food and always get her food taken by her homies cuz she's too short to defend herself. If a nigga had to ask her what type of guy she likes, she'd choose a female right in front of the man. In all honesty tho she is a kind, caring, loyal friend who you could prolly trust with your life if you had to. The only thing you shouldn't do tho is promise her McDonalds, cuz she'll hound you like a dog until she gets it. LOL!
She is such a Emily
Whatever you do, don't invite Emily to Mcdonalds.
Emily, why you so short?
What kind of name is Emily?
Emily: Hello
Guy: Hello down there!
Can you believe what Emily just did?!
EMILY! (Screams) Sorry.
Whatever you do, don't invite Emily to Mcdonalds.
Emily, why you so short?
What kind of name is Emily?
Emily: Hello
Guy: Hello down there!
Can you believe what Emily just did?!
EMILY! (Screams) Sorry.
by CBreezy2006 November 22, 2021
Get the Emilymug. Random person: Omg did u see Emily beat up *insert random name*
person2: Yea! She beat them up cause they were bullying *Insert besties name*
person2: Yea! She beat them up cause they were bullying *Insert besties name*
by T.T.T (aka the truth teller) November 17, 2021
Get the Emilymug. OH NO!!!!!
by Your a bitch March 31, 2022
Get the emily brunattimug. by HKM505 September 28, 2021
Get the Emily Braidwood Insolesmug. by gggfttugc August 26, 2020
Get the emilymug. A police officer from Minnesota who is a mighty ducks fan but doesn’t want to get outed as a non-robot by announcing her feelings to the world like an attention whore but did she realize that she was slowly killing me by not loving me enough.
Emily: Im totally fine
Rami Malek: Thats what they all say you should date me because I have nice hair
Mr Robot: Rami, you’re such a cuck did you know there are other ones
Rami Malek: ahhhh shut up you dont control me i control fate I’m tall and confident. You’re whitespaining
Mr. Robot: Try to get a nickel from one of the ones you cucked fag
Rami Malek: Thats what they all say you should date me because I have nice hair
Mr Robot: Rami, you’re such a cuck did you know there are other ones
Rami Malek: ahhhh shut up you dont control me i control fate I’m tall and confident. You’re whitespaining
Mr. Robot: Try to get a nickel from one of the ones you cucked fag
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug.