When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle
by MissMartini September 7, 2025
Get the Sea Turtledmug. A man whom is so overly submissive to his woman that you would assume he "tucks his penis down the middle between each ball, then into his anus"; thus resembling a turtle's both front and hind legs along with a tucked/rolled tail.
The guy holding her purse has some dignity; but her purse, her friend's purse and their drinks...absolute turtle.
I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.
Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.
Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
by stirsmokesapot September 13, 2021
Get the Turtlemug. Also known as H.S.I.T.A.T.
It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
It is what goes through people's minds when they see a turtle or somebody with the last name Davis.
by Almost heaven December 27, 2019
Get the Holy shit is that a turtlemug. He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025
Get the Turtle Roymug. 
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
Get the Ninja turtlesmug. 