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cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.
I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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No u

Your one way to win any argument against your friends.
Person 1: Ur mum gay
You: No u
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c u next tuesday

(C u next tuesday) is the nice way to call your boss or someone you really dislike a (c.u.n.t ) without getting a write up at work or fired ...or without hurting the person you dislike feelings.. Or another definition is that you just dont want someone knowing your calling them a (c.u.n.t) and you can laugh about it without them catching on to what your talking about...
Your boss yells at you and you respectfully say ok boss ill ( c u next tuesday) as you walk away happy that you called them a (c.u.n.t) and they have no clue what your talking about.
by parachute bandit August 24, 2016
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U

Man:dose u mean you?
Man 2:obviously you fuckin shitbag
by Rkai January 2, 2019
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work
Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022
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No u

A word to end all arguements at any place at anytime
Joe:Your mom gay
Bob: No u
Joe:*Fucking explodes*
by xXBootySlay9000Xx May 30, 2018
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+u/d

Abbreviation for someone who is HIV+ with an undetectable viral load.
Mark is +u/d, and he's looking for a fun time!
by dr.matt May 23, 2016
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