we fucking rule

something that geriatrics say to relate to the younger generation

“We fucking rule” , Dad, no one says that. This is the most geriatric thing you’ve ever said

by CFF&JAS September 15, 2025

fucking objectively

pancakes crashout

"for crying out loud learn the definition of fucking objectively"

by SirManface September 16, 2025

Triple Footed Duck Fucked

When you are working the " three legged duck" while getting Fucked,

When she asked me to come over, I had to hit her with the Triple Footed Duck Fucked, and POOF she went down south for the winter. (

by Mr&MrsSpitz September 16, 2025

fucking up a mean burger

when you eat a really really good burger

“i can’t talk rn i’m fucking up a mean burger”

by scr0tumhat September 17, 2025

Fuck you Cody

I tell you what, Katie would have a pretty easy time raping me. Matter of fact I've ALREADY been date raped BY a Katie and an Alaina.

Hym "Well, rape isn't AS easy as having a fat cock and just sitting there while women throw themselves at you, is it Cody? So fuck you Cody. An if Katie couldn't do it herself I can GUARANTEE that her and Francesca could get the job done."

by Hym Iam September 18, 2025

Fuck you

You piece of shit. The solipsism IS a problem with the rest of you and the need for ideological homogeneity is an even worse one for you. You might need to work on that to stop your fucking kids and friends from getting shot so much. Like, I'm not getting shot over here. Nobody shot me in the fucking ear so I must be using me freeze peach CORRECTLY and YOU must be using it WRONG, bitch.

Hym "No, fuck you buddy. Don't act like you're not trying to screw me here. I'm in pain every day stumbling around and massaging the blood through my lymph nodes manually and now that your friend dies I'm supposed to give YOU the sympathy you have denied me as though your response that it's 'not your problem?' And then you act like that wouldn't have been your position BEFORE I said anything about your fucking kids I mean, Jesus, if it's not your problem before I threaten you kids and it's not your problem after, not much really changes for ME either way, right? So fuck your kids too. I gotta sit here and deal with the sustained harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and listen to these useless fucks in-between the sound of my ear popping from the fluid buildup railing against the back of my ear. He's a piece of shit. Where was he while all this was happening? Fucking his slut wife. So, how about this, I'll be Charlie's kids new daddy. You get me some antibiotics. And then you credit and pay me for my contributions to AI OR... OR you have stolen my likeness and your ALSO need to pay because that was the fucking deal. You bitch."

by Hym Iam September 18, 2025

Fucked-Out

(adj.)
/ˈfʌkt-aʊt/
1. The state of being fully, thoroughly, and blissfully exhausted after intense intimacy, physically, emotionally, spiritually, or metaphysically wrecked in the best possible way.
2. A complete vibe; includes post-coital glow, limp limbs, and occasional thigh slapping.

“Bro, you okay?”
“Yeah, just properly fucked-out. She rode me like the last ferry outta Port Townsend.”

by Zoe Miyamoto September 18, 2025