Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014

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itchy fuck

(UK slang)

A term in place of "what the hell?". Could also be used to insult someone.

Itchy fuck, could you not buy Shell V Power

by BlitzRain September 17, 2023

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fuck a new cunt up

Someone who breaks everything

DAD IVE BOST ME NEW BIKE"YOW'D FUCK A NEW CUNT UP"

by Thatchers and Black December 9, 2020

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Four shades of fucked

When you are screwed to such a level that there is nothing else in the world you can do but ride out what ever the situation is

Ricky knew when he punched the cop that he would be four shades of fucked but he knew it would be worth it

by dutch1642 August 26, 2013

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Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
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1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

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