Skip to main content

fuck

person: stop

8 year old: FUCK YOU!! *snort laugh*
by Hard Fuzzy Man August 30, 2023
mugGet the fuck mug.

Fish fuck

I fish fucked my girl last night but it was all good.
by Sudan January 13, 2019
mugGet the Fish fuck mug.

Fuck

The f word is a horrible horrible word used by ignorant chavs that just had their balls dropped..........

Using it would result in an immediate execution, an event that would be watched by the Queen of England .

It is tradition for the head to roll past the Queen's feet, so that she can SPIT on your face..

But be careful not to get horny and staff on her forehead!!
Big Batty Betty: "rah fam I met this guy n he was bare Peng but I got bored because he had a small dick"

Big Batty Betty's friend: "Ay is he still available I kinda wanna fuck"
Police, quietly eavesdropping: " OI BRUV WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY. THATS AN IMMEDIATE ARREST. WASH UR NECK YH. CAUSE ITS GONNA BE CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEED"
by Small chose October 26, 2019
mugGet the Fuck mug.

ion fuck wit you

when you fuck with someone and they leaving
Friend: Alright imma dip deuce

You: Alright ion fuck wit you
by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
mugGet the ion fuck wit you mug.

FUCK

Friend: Not every every goddamn sentence requires the word fuck!

Me: Yes the fuck it does! I FUCKING Hate Math!
by SlytherCorn1580 October 5, 2021
mugGet the FUCK mug.

Neapolitan fuck puddle

The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood
I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch
by The Jeep nut February 2, 2022
mugGet the Neapolitan fuck puddle mug.

Fuck

It's fucking awesome. No one can fucking deny it. Fucking try. You fucking fucker. If you fucking try, you'll fucking fail. Are you fucking killing me? Ugh, fucker. You're so fucking tiresome. Fucking go. Fucking stop. Fucking ALREADY! Fucking fuck. Fucking fuckamagig. Fucking cold. Fucking hot. Fucking slow. Fucking fast. Fucking fuck. Fuck. Fuckaduck. Fucktard. Fucker. Fucking hard. Fucking easy. Fuck you. Fuck him. Fuck her. Fuck that. Fuck it. Fucking fuck it. Are you fucking kidding me right now. No fucking much!? That's fucking big. EfuckingCetera.
by Kaybarrs February 20, 2019
mugGet the Fuck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email