Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 04, 2023

Aid fuck

Where you have aids and you fuck someone

I have aid fuck

by Tandoori be February 02, 2021

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 16, 2017

National Fuck a Ginger Day

June 6: National Fuck a ginger day- fuck a ginger here, there, anywhere.

Bro 1: wyd June 6

Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out

Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top

by AdultVirgin01 May 29, 2024

fuck the horse

saying for when you attempt something about a horse and quit midway

MY DUDE THIS SUCKS FUCK THE HORSE

by roachifer November 29, 2024

Ur mum fucking gay

Ur mum is gay and have sex with someone else other than ur dad

Man, why is Ur mum fucking gay

by 23r October 20, 2022

Mosey Fucking

The act of purposely delaying someone by taking longer than necessary to finish.

That mosey fucking turd is trying to get me fired! He took so long during the staff meeting that I only had two minutes to present the annual sales plan.

by dickfitz May 24, 2014