Fucking Retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.

Josh is fucking retarded.

by andosiubndiuhkn ciuhbdia ckjhb February 14, 2022

National Fuck a Asian Day

October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.

Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!

by E1M1 October 22, 2020

Bib Cage Incident of 723 fuck

The incident of 538,000 Adults (now present-day Guam.) all fell on the floor and spoke Swahili. This resulted in Bibs being released from their Cages, which had disastrous effects on local trout populations. Thankfully Dr. Doug. Dougson was there to cage the bibs so this will never happen again.

Person: So Doug, can you inform us on the Bib Cage Incident of 723 Fuck?

Doug: tahadhari ujio wa pili wa mungu wetu bwana Bib Cage. Sisi rahisi Dougs hatuwezi kuizuia. Hatutaki ujio wa pili wa 723 kutomba

by Dr. Doug Dougson December 19, 2023

Fucking slutty

When your friend looks ugly sounds ugly and is short and small

Caitlin is fucking slutty

by Fagato April 9, 2021

Nut Fuck

the caressing and insertion of testicles into the vag. this primarily done with guys who have penis’s too small to actually be used.

hey bro stop nut fuckin my girl!

by NutFucker January 23, 2019

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its used for saying i love you or you are my best friend or my wife.

hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!

husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!

vanessa: thank you faggot

by spookupt January 2, 2025

suck n fuck

the type of pleasure you can only get from a vacuum cleaner

jerry was cleaning and it ended with a suck n fuck

by ballsrfunny April 22, 2021