Twat knot

A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..

The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..

by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020

twat fuckery

Something you say when a twat is talking shit.

Guy 1: "Donald Trump would be an awesome president!"
Guy 2: "What kind of twat fuckery are you talking about!?"

by Stefano Alejandro Ramirez III July 10, 2016

twat muffle

A British slang term for a tampon.

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.

by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021

Lizard Twat

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.

Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin

by Captain Neo September 2, 2016

English twat

A cunt who commits numerous hate crimes.

Kermit is an English twat, we should demote him.

by Blu wolf 575 December 9, 2019

twat

the opposite of a thot

she is such a twat

by bobbyasarous February 20, 2019

Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011