Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.
lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.
by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022
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twat mist

I walked into a strip club and there was nothing but a fog bank of twat mist in the air.
by Ashb525 February 20, 2016
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lochie is the twat who thinks they own everything.
by midnight_memories2536 April 09, 2021
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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 05, 2013
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twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point
"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"
by lovinsib July 23, 2012
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Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
by Hippo8Me August 31, 2010
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