Twat

1, a pregnant fish
2, to hit very hard
3, a vagina
4, an insult.

Someone can also be "twatted" meaning extremely drunk.

1," a twat has just given birth."
2, "I'm going to twat you in a minute!"
3, "she had a lovely twat."
4, "you are a complete twat."

by Ivy Norma Stitts November 12, 2019

Chicken Twat

when your a chicken shit and a twat AKA ANNOYING AS HELL

OMFG THAT BITCH IS SUCH A CHICKEN TWAT

by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019

Bong twat

One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.

Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007

twat

teenager
with
annoying

tendencies

In walked a few twats complaining about PE requirements again.

by golden surek April 12, 2022

Snuffle twat

A vagina that is lubed by spitting her own snuff juices onto it.

That bitch is so redneck i bet she has a snuffle twat

by Bushman77 October 31, 2016

Twat

A british slang word for an idiot

Guy1: Oi! You fucking twat!
Guy2: I am no twat you cunt!

by Bonical June 22, 2023

Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011