Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?
Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.
Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !
Bill: It was a real power turd.
Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.
Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !
Bill: It was a real power turd.
by cutthecards December 6, 2023
Get the power turdmug. timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
by raybeez February 12, 2022
Get the you can polish a turdmug. by dinvergod January 20, 2010
Get the Re-Turdmug. When you have a turd in the chamber, and you fart, and the fart squeaks around the turd and takes on an extra pungent aroma.
by ProudGooner6969 June 12, 2025
Get the Turd-filteredmug. Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023
Get the hog turdmug. by Binickle May 24, 2016
Get the turd drivermug. 