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Secondary Turd

Similar to a secondary shit but not as bad.
Also used to denote a turd that is not a primary turd.
by Rangoman69 June 21, 2019
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Turd burglar

Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
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Turd Lancer

(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.
Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!
by AfroNinja April 1, 2008
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Turd hustler

Bottom feeders.
The GOP.
Maga Cultists.

Misinformation/defamation.
Trolls.
5 of the 9 SCOTUS justices.
Trump's fucktard children.
The entire state of Florida.
Tucker Swanson Carlson.
Conspiracy theories.
U.S. Postal Service.
Vladimir the Coward Putin.
Ukrainian civilian: Here comes the Russian Army!

Ukrainian soldier: Fuck those turd hustlers!

Insurectionist: Oh we invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6 and posted it all over social media because cheeto baby jesus told us to!
FBI agent: What a bunch of turd hustlers...
by Asymmetric shits for trump October 19, 2022
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Turd

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you’re a turd
by mialeblanc October 27, 2019
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as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.
“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”
by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025
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Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025
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