turd ass

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.
Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.
by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024
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puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
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Twitter Turd

A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.
Person 1: urmad+didntask+noonecares+urdaddied+ratio
Person 2: What a Twitter Turd.
by TheArchivist March 04, 2022
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Turd Clapper

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.

Someone who claps turds.
by Alpha Fire Wolf September 18, 2023
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turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish
Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler
by masarasa6000 May 29, 2011
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Heard A Turd

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 02, 2022
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turd flood

When the toilet overflows from one massive solid turd surrounded by brown shit water.
I destroyed that bathroom, and caused a turd flood everywhere!
by UnNaturalDisaster April 29, 2016
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