broke as tits

When you broke as fuck ma nigga

Im broke as tits

by Bobonds34 June 17, 2015

fag tits

the stupid gay guy down the block that has extraordinary man boobs. hints the name fag tits

bro I've never seen furry with such fag tits

by peenyweenybabyfucker December 13, 2021

Tit sucker

A mamas boy who always talks about his mother doing shit for him

Austin: I love my mommy so much!! , she made me cookies today

Jacob: you're lowkey a tit sucker bruh

by Aananann June 7, 2020

Tit straightener

1. Frigid, polar vortex cold, and womans feet on back cold.

This winter was a real tit straightener.

by Badgerman February 22, 2017

fage tit

a more polite way to call a faggot a faggot who pwns you at an activity that you are inferior at.

You: (gets Rekt)

Also you: fuck you, you fage tit.

by monsieur-f May 30, 2018

Tit Range

When an individual is in the vicinity (usually 6 inches) of someone's tits. Tit range can vary on size of tits. Nipples do count in this measurement. Measured on how far the tongue is from the tits. Word is usually used when a horny bitch presses her tits up to an idividual.

"Yo that bitch pushed her boobs THAT close to yu bro?"
"Yea man I was in tit range and i 'took the shot' know what im sayin?"
"NAH YOU NASTY AS HELL BRO"

by Chris1357 March 10, 2022

Turkey tits

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.

Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!

by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017