Turtle shot

When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.

Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!

by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024

Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures

Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.

by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

Turtle

The best pet you can have. Fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck birds. They are the best. They are small and cute and they live 150 FUCKING YEARS so you dont need to worry about "He died because he was old". I have one called Miss Pauling and she's the best pet I had.

Girl:Do you have a pet?
Boy:Yes
Girl:Wich one?
Boy:A turtle
Girl:I want to suck your penis

by You care about this? May 26, 2018

Llama Turtle

Someone very sociable but needs companionship.

Gentle, shy and very curious. There calm and have common sense, which makes them easy for everyone.

Someone that takes a really long time to catch on. Slow at learning.

Your a Llama turtle.

by QueenAlthea May 18, 2022

Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.

I'd love to give her a plastic turtle

by Jessus0 April 23, 2025

turtle

I human thats stupid and puts his or her shirt over his or her head to look like a turtle tucking its into its shell

'hey look Timmy is turtle ing his shirt again what i fucking idoit"

by HipsterDFilms April 3, 2018