Cock muffin

The fat roll before the dick.

Timmy shaved his pubic hair and saw his cock muffin.

by Irelandkatie July 25, 2020

wet the muffin

1. You get a couple guys and form a circle.
2. You all try to jack-off onto the muffin.
3. Who ever cums last has to eat the muffin!

Last night we played wet the muffin and I had to fuckin' eat it!

by anonymous89buttsex August 9, 2008

Muffin

a pet name you can use to refer to a very sweet, lovable maple syrup boy. Typically, they love when you call them this.

Keifer totally likes when I call him muffin.

by eyebrow doggo June 17, 2018

buffin muffin

The act of having anal while the person receiving the penis in the butt is actively "Taking a dump"

Dude sarah pulled a Buffin Muffin on me

by RyanisDum December 19, 2016

Flubber Muffin

The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.

Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!

by Tyrsyxen October 14, 2011

muffin lafluer

A phrase describing a rather large, clumsy bearded homo. Who has an affinity for Beamers, Ky jelly and banana hammocks.

That dude who just bought me a PBR was a total Muffin Lafluer, what a chode.

by HK McGruber January 19, 2011

clunge muffin

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021