evil egg

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.

as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"

by The evil hamster October 30, 2023

Cheese and egg head

Cheese and egg head is when you eat lots of cheese and eggs and are on your way to becoming buff. You workout and you're on your way to becoming a meat head.

I'm starting to get buff. I'm a cheese and egg head.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024

egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

Mega Egg

It’s when someone is so doo doo at living

Hello Mega Egg

by Mommymother November 8, 2019

Egg

something that is popped out from a bird's butt.

I saw a chicken laying an Egg.

by gltichtr4p April 28, 2022

egg burp

a time every month your body starts to digest the bad stuff left behind making you very gassy and your burp smells like rotten eggs.

Perla: whats that smell

Luis: Its that time of the month

egg burp is the time you digest bad stuff.

by Luis Chico1995 May 29, 2022

Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016