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stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid
by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024
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Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
by 86vannilla June 25, 2019
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Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but
what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person
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donkey kong

Nummmmmm
by jfeuvjnergrfejkjngr May 11, 2022
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donkey shopping

Man, I was donkey shopping last night and scored some sweet ass.
by Pseudosaint October 6, 2016
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Donkey

An overlord of waffles fuck onions and waffles will get free there fuck the farquad castle
by Donk420 May 11, 2023
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Swamp Donkey

A cum dumpster. Usually disgusting. Was previously hot before she became a huge slut that wears WAY TOO MUCH make up.
She was cute until she turned into a swamp donkey.
by TeddyW September 15, 2010
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