Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).

Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)

by pull-mai-fingr July 12, 2020

Pickled Pink-Eye

The act of squatting on a person's face and defecating directly upon their eyeball.

Hey Loren, you want another pickled pink-eye or was one enough?

by Swirvvv1 September 1, 2021

Pickled clam

The female version of whiskey dick

After a long night of drinking at the bar she had a wicked of a pickled clam.

by wimpothy February 19, 2023

pickle succ

A suck so hard that you lose your

penis in the process.

I just had a pickle succ today.

by GreenGamer52 April 20, 2018

Pickle-fucker

Someone who fucks pickles.

Hey! stop fucking that pickle, pickle-fucker!

Eew, mom get dad's pickle out of your sandy vagina, you pickle-fucker.

by xXxGoatlover69xXx April 27, 2019

Double pickle

When a waitress gives Glenn two pickles with his sandwich . Which means she wants to fuck his brains out.

The waitress double pickled Glenn , and now they are banging .

by The lábinator June 26, 2023

Dirt Pickle

A dirt pickle is an asshole pickle that was pickled in your moms stinky ass pussy juices .

“Eric you’re such a dirt pickle”

by Flucking Duck iuuuhh October 5, 2018