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Lay a snake

Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.

Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.

Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
by AnalFan January 12, 2020
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tugging the one eyed snake

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016
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Wild dick snake

Basically how Uncle Edward was born

His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!
by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023
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Black snake syndrome

The feeling of tiredness or sleepiness you get after eating a large amount of food.
Related to the fact after a snake eats a meal it much sleep to digest.
Dude 1: Awww man I ate so much I have black snake syndrome

Dude 2: what's black snake sydrome?

Dude 1: I've eaten so much all I want to do is sleep
by Whimsythemoondreamer March 31, 2013
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Snake in the grass

When a man puts his cock in another man's beard
by Alpha1209 November 14, 2022
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Snake

Someone who looks and acts innocent to appear harmless but later bites you when you're not looking.

Some traits of snakes:

1. They will talk shit about you to your friends when you're not around.
2. They will propose every girl they encounter in two to three days after meeting.
3. They possess a shitload of knowledge which they heard somewhere from real intellectuals. You'd find them preaching aadha-gyaan (half-knowledge) to gain importance.
4. They'd copy your entire playlist and tell others that they're into that music just to look cool when in reality, they don't even understand that music.
5. They can't handle rejection. When a girl rejects snake's proposal, snakes call them randi (whore).
6. They are very immature but pretend to be mature. They hide their real ages in order to achieve that.

Location:
They can be found simping on virtual apps or on an island.

Eg. T-Rex
Person 1: Stay away from him. He's a snake.
Person 2: He doesn't seem like one.
Person 1: Time will tell.
by Idontliketrading September 27, 2021
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Snake

"Golden State Plays Tonight, And That Snake Comes Back."
by Lil Wigi April 11, 2017
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