Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022

Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

Rotten Shower

A shower where you poop while in it and stomp it out through the holes

Damn I had an amazing rotten shower the other day

by renjhi July 12, 2020

Group Hug in the Shower

Used after a successful event or activity occured.

Person 1: "So how was the football game? Did you guys win?"
Person 2: "We all kicked ass. John got 2 touchdowns, it was a group hug in the shower!"

by Casey Bean October 20, 2023

In and out shower

A two second shower.

You need to take longer than an in and out shower

by GryffinTEM August 22, 2021

shower of twix

A group of main character women that know eachother since their early teens. They are still best friends. They never separated after high school and will be besties for the rest of their lives. The women are also very hot and dress cool. But most important of all, they are super fun to hang out with! They give the best party's and make you feel like you are one of them. Everybody wants to be in or with the Shower of Twix.

That friendgroup has some serious Shower of Twix vibes!

Omg. Have you seen the insta story of that Shower of Twix? Wish I was there! Love them so much.

by Marlydeparly November 21, 2021

Shower Head

Head in da shower

Yo look at this shower head
*observes*
Wow thats vile

by breadman junior senior November 18, 2020