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Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.
Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
by Dominitus August 11, 2016
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hangover shower

A hangover shower is literally when you have shower sitting down, can't be arsed doing anything else than resting, wanting to go back to bed but you know you need to get clean after that messy night.
Too tired for words, im gonna have a hangover shower because i can not be bothered doing anything else
by Hangover shower February 9, 2017
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Post-Shower Clarity

Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.

It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
Alex figured out how to ask out the girl he liked without panic thanks to post-shower clarity!
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
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Cold shower September

Yep. A test in your ability to be uncomfortable.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 24, 2023
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Bulgarian Shower Head

A devious act, most comparable to a wet form of Czechoslovakian Door-Knob. It can be performed on any person large or small, however the practitioner should wear rubber soled shoes for safety such as crocs.
Last night I slipped while attempting a Bulgarian Shower Head resulting in the old bird losing a spleen.
by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022
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shower shake

We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.
by Jacky Dartz May 15, 2017
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chateau shower

When staying a chateau and take a shit in the public showers
Haynes i can't believe i just caught sam doing a chateau shower
by butt chug chad September 20, 2020
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