California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 09, 2025

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Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.

YOU TABLE POTATO!

by PloraeX June 21, 2023

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i love potatoes

holestly, same.

you: i love potatoes
me: i love potatoes

by potatoes are cool October 13, 2023

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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 28, 2019

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