by Bismo Bon Bon December 24, 2020
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"It'll be okay, bud. Things can get tough, but just know that you'll get through this. Stay strong!"
"It'll be okay, bud. Things can get tough, but just know that you'll get through this. Stay strong!"
by -}- June 26, 2021
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by anonymous December 6, 2023
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by mae1alv April 24, 2022
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Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023
Get the I'm Dead mug.It is 19th century, the Hehe Cat has passed away :( And new catto was brought to the world. But he was very lonely and he sang a beautiful song. It is very cute small cat that has really good voice. He likes to play with toys and is a good domesticated cat. He is sometime purr like car. VROOOOOOOOMMMM he goes beep beep like car. Best catto ever! Never forgor this cute kitten as its legacy will continue on for many generations of cat meme lovers.
Bye bye, you will be missed little cat. Keep singing!
RIP singing cat.
Bye bye, you will be missed little cat. Keep singing!
RIP singing cat.
At times I feel alone... so I say: sometimes I am alone! Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I'm Alone. HELLOOOOOO!
by Sam Smith twin evil brother June 10, 2024
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Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.
Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.
Jimmy the supervisor was on the floor surveying all while Jerry is putting stock on the shelves at the liquor store.
Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...
Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!
And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!
(Jimmy yells to James...)
Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,
two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!
Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?
Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!
Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!
Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!
Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...
Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!
And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!
(Jimmy yells to James...)
Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,
two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!
Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?
Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!
Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!
Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!
by Wa11ar00 September 12, 2022
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