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Make-Up Monster

When a girl (typically) has used far too much make-up to negatively impact on her appearance
Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster
by Marcabre October 27, 2015
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The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.
“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”
by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019
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Kippis Monster

A person who hogs all the Kippahs because he apparently is addicted to them but really they are his only friends .
Damn that kippis monster
Why does the Kippis monster do dis?
by The Mica April 3, 2019
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Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.
Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.
by Munching Munter March 28, 2024
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Monster

by Chuckybabe January 21, 2022
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Sushi monsters

Sushi monsters are individual life forms that eat long soculent big black pencil, they are located in multiple places like Amerima, shina, norway(sweden) and afriga. One of them is a fat mf that eats damn too much and is fat as fuck, the other one is a xxxtentacles ripoff bought off of zalando and shipped to 87 countries before it reaches your house.
wow sushi monsters review great food
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Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.
We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster
by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024
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