A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.
Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords
Me: ewwwww
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords
Me: ewwwww
by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019
Get the Mary Edwordsmug. A girl who likes multiple (boys) and is laughed at (playfully) by her nice friends. Not ugly. Low Self (esteem)
by SLIPPERY-AVACADO-BaNAna January 27, 2020
Get the Rose Marymug. The most epically hot emo girl ever! With big green eyes and black and purple hair. The best girlfriend ever. The most kind and caring girl, never turns her back on anyone. Friend or enemy. Total Grammar-Nazi... Looking over my shoulder as I type this... -__-
by AlexanderCannibel November 13, 2011
Get the Mary Mayhemmug. by viotrepanier November 23, 2021
Get the Marie-joëllemug. by 1638293 August 28, 2019
Get the st marysmug. The tightest pussy of them all, indescribable to the common man. one the real ones remember the day she was spread like peanut butter and really tested. Now shall we all pray to the grippiest of them all: نرجو أن نصلي إلى قبضة مريم العذراء المستقيمة من الأسفل التي حررتنا نحن البشر من تفاوتات العدم. آمين
She had some Virgin Mary grip to her
by Shagging Rn December 30, 2023
Get the Virgin Mary Gripmug. stan twitter saying to signify it’s the last day of billboards tracking week and to mass buy/stream the song/album with little chance of succeding
by coconuteric December 12, 2023
Get the hail marymug.