mms310 

An M3 program which allows you to become God. You can create value from nothing and you can destroy your own Company in a few seconds.

It should be used in exceptional cases but it is used daily...

i ran MMS310 to adjust stock, Police came and arrested me

mms310 by DktrKranz January 31, 2017

MMSOL 

Made Me Snort Out Loud.

When you get a joke or a meme and you involuntarily either intake or exhale a quick breath making a snorting sound instead of laughing.

Kris: Did you see that last

You: Did you see that last polar bear meme I sent?

Me: MMSOL.

MMSOL by Shamu9000 May 30, 2021

MMS 

Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains

Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!

MMS by Tex-Rob September 19, 2009

MMS 

Moldy Muff Syndrome
When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.

"Mid You got MMS"
"What's that?"
"Moldy Muff Syndrome."

MMS by Kenaickey February 4, 2010

14.5 mm brain surgery

In Halo series games, a headshot with a 'Human' sniper rifle, or S2 AM sniper rifle. The rifles caliber is 14.5mm. Thus, a 14.5mm brain surgeon, is a good sniper.

Sniper to opposing player: "Well i dont know if i can fix your level of stupid, but I would like to see the effects of some 14.5 mm brain surgery!" (THis statement is either following, or is followed by, several sniper rifle shots.

14.5 mm brain surgery by strangr236 May 2, 2008

MMS 

An acronym for "massive mammary syndrome."
When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis.

Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.

-"did that creepy man just honk at you?"
-"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS"

-"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..."
-"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.

MMS by themostgoofy May 22, 2009

MMSOML 

Makes Me Say Oh My Lord.

Alternative to OMG.

For those who fondly remember MC Hammer.

Barry: Hey Tim, it's snowing.

Tim: MMSOML!

MMSOML by BringerOfWordsdom2 December 4, 2010