Lesbianism

Making her a playlist within the first couple days.

"I made her a playlist."
"That's the most lesbianism culturistic thing you've ever done."

by riniscrazy November 27, 2023

Mushroom Lesbian

A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.

Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020

lesbian

Lesbian means to like girls and girls ONLY

-What’s your sexuality?
-Oh me, I’m a lesbian
-Ohh so you like coochie type shii
-Hell yeaa i do

by thegayesttoevergayy May 26, 2024

lesbian

lesbian: non-men loving non-men
that includes women and everyone under the non-binary umbrella

person 1: im a lesbian
person 2: oh so that means you dont feel sexual attraction towards men thats cool

by devifrog September 19, 2021

Lesbian

A girl who likes another girl

Mya: I'm lesbian
Leila: me too wanna be my GF
Mya: ofc baby girl

by Ur mom's basement March 30, 2025

Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.

Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.

by Djentile March 13, 2019

Lesbian queen

A term a person with a queen sized bed uses when they’re looking for a female lover

My bed is a lonely lesbian queen

by satx_s.a.j June 14, 2021