B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 11, 2020

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K-P-C-O-F-G-S

Acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology.

Keep = Kingdom
Pond = Phylum
Clean = Class
Or = Order
Froggy = Family
Gets = Genus
Sick = species

K-P-C-O-F-G-S is an abbreviation of how species are classified in biology.

by bobmgee February 26, 2009

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My D is the K to your V

isnt it obvious?

we all know that

My D is the K to your V

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C H O N C K Y

A big boi. Very large and intimidating. Usually refers to a choncky floofer but can apply to any chonky boi with a masive aura of chonk. The next level up from chunky.

Kai: "Look at that boi. He C H O N C K Y"
Meg: "Oof! Big chonk. What a massive boi."
Kai: "Almost too chonky to pat"
Meg: "watch me"

by Dom Fra Memes November 26, 2018

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