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Golden Boi

The typical sexy young Blonde gay guy that gets all the action at bars and book stores. A very popular "Twinkie" or "Twink".
Well, hell! I wont score tonight, Golden Boi Ronny is out and around getting all the action.
by Like a bad Penny July 28, 2018
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the golden tornado

The Golden Tornado is when a woman is placed onto a spinning bar stool while a group of drunk Germans piss on her until she is soaked.
She always thought The Golden Tornado was a movie. Boy was she wrong! That chair was spinning so fast , the piss was everywhere!
by The thin Brown line December 27, 2018
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Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025
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Bleed Golden

An expression that means you’re from the Golden Isles, Georgia. Usually as a way of saying you’re proud of that.
Do I eat at Twin Peaks Barbecue? Of course, I Bleed Golden.
by Weenieswilliewagon May 24, 2023
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Golden Age of Privacy

A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!

(P.S. This is a reference to the Golden Age of Piracy which as you know is a real historical era and sounds really close to privacy)
"
-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"
by TulipBloke March 3, 2025
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Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them
vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
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