ass whooping

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

Ass Soldier

A person who loves engaging in rim jobs.

Jarrod Michael Palmer is a total Ass soldier.

by Yomomma232 October 12, 2009

Bed ass

When you wake up in the morning and your so tired and lazy that your ass doesn't want to leave the bed.

My alarm went off, but when I woke up I had such a bed ass. I just didn't want to get up.

by PlayDoh Masta January 2, 2010

Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.

Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."

by oberd September 25, 2008

Diction-Ass

noun. One who defines a word on a website (or anywhere else *Especially this one) with nothing but their ignorant I'm-better-than-you opinion. Mostly uses stereotypical references and (as said) an ignorant I'm-better-than-you attitude.
verb. To be a Diction-Ass.

Jeff: "I posted a definition on (insert dictionary website here) about how stupid emo kids are."

Intelligent Person: "That officially makes you a Diction-Ass."

by Alex Gilbert April 12, 2008

Whiffle Ass

A game in which a wiffle ball bat is used by two homosexual men.

Each player takes turn hitting each other's bare ass with the bat. Whichever player submits first receives for the night.

Look, Steve and Keith must of played Whiffle Ass last night, they can't even sit down without wincing!

by desol8tor March 18, 2009

Ass labia

A single flap found at the anus. Can be used to simulate a vagina. Commonly found in Brazil.

That Brazilian has flawless ass labia, made me forget she was a tranny.

Zoraida is going in for surgery tomorrow to get her ass labia removed.

by Standin69 July 7, 2010