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fiction burn

A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.

Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
The fiction burn stung when he realized the truth.
by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017
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burn squad!

an annoying term used by loud, obnoxious freshmen when someone has been burned. generally followed by a loud "WOOWOOWOO" siren noise..
annoying guy 1 - DUDE YOUR PAINTING SUCKS!
annoying guy 2 - WELL YOUR FACE SUCKS!
both - BURN SQUAD! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!!!
both (satisfied) - man, that was a good one.
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rice burn

A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.
Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN
by DUk369 February 14, 2012
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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Mississippi rope burn

when you put your phallus between your partners ass and seesaw it untill her or his ass has burn marks
my partner has been annoying. ima give her a Mississippi rope burn
by sammache August 31, 2025
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Peyton burns

Sucks at skating and had a cute freind name Morgan
by Aydenante October 16, 2021
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Burns

Burnett’s vodka. Cheap plastic bottle bunch of flavors shit.

People only buy this because they really can’t afford alcohol but being sober isn’t an option.
“You’ve got a fake, right?”
“Yeah, want me to grab stuff?”
“Just some burns, original tho.”
by LuckyDal September 26, 2020
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