creamy asshole

This is generally used when describing an after school/work nap you had.

You know you slept well when you wake up with a purple boner and a creamy asshole

by Will you help jack off a horse October 30, 2023

asshole

were poo comes out

my poo is coming out
its from her asshole!!

by so good looking August 29, 2023

Asshole

A type of person who is often a dick to everyone around them.

Dude, stop being an asshole.

by Star Wars geek66 May 5, 2018

asshole

A person who is supposed to give a shit about you but doesn't.

My abusive father is an asshole.

shit nofuckstogive fuckless asshole shithole

by götterdämmerung December 23, 2014

galaxy asshole

It’s definitely not loose

That dude totally has a galaxy asshole

by Hippiepowers January 18, 2023

The asshole game

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person

Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality

by christopher88241 June 15, 2017

Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.

Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes

by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018