Apple Bottom

1. A woman with an odd shaped booty.
2. A man with either asymmetrical genitals or a huge booty that sticks out and only women should have.

1. "Dang, the doctor must've messed up her butt implants 'cause she got an apple bottom!"
2. "Trust me Becky, John is such an apple bottom because when we did the deed, I felt so awkward feeling genitals like a basketball and a baseball in a nut sack."

by Failed Dictionary June 24, 2016

apple smacks

A joke in context to the honey smacks joke

You:Hey Billy ya want some apple smacks?
Billy:Yeah sure
You:*smacks* there you go

by Rider349 October 25, 2018

Apple sauce ok

When your texting some one and you say apple sauce then they say ok, it means that the hoocaust will happen again one day

Then: apple sauce ok

You: I think I know what your saying

by Nick negro March 08, 2018

Apple Red Wings

The not known hidden legion of wings "Apple Red Wings"-
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.

Joey:" Dude John got his apple red wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."

by The New Messenger May 12, 2011

apple sause lol

karsons cream

Wow that apple sause lol you gave me was so good

by Karson i know where u live May 25, 2022

Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom

The drag queen name of your physics professor

"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"

by allergictodirt October 04, 2024

That 1% of apple users

A person in that 1% of apple users makes their entirety of their personality about apple and won't shut up about it.

John: You should seriously move to apple. It's really great and really better than your shitty android.
Paul: Can you shut up about apple already? You're literally one of that 1% of apple users.

by WolfPlay013 July 26, 2023