Christian

Apparently to Jordan Peterson it's either "someone who believes things without evidence" or "Someone who has been deceived deliberately through mass cooperation"
Hym "No I'm not a Christian because Christianity is a Jewish incest cult coopted by the gentiles and installed as the predominant religion by Augustus Caesar (Who was raised by the Catholic Church) after Julius Caesar was assassinated (Like for the sole purpose of installing Agustus Caesar and installing Christianity as the predominant religion) and then Rome collapsed. They want to be God. And what GOD DOES... Is force people to do an incest cult. That's what God does so that what they do. But I'm not a Christian. Christians are human filth who lie and make shit up to make people live firmly within the confines of their delusions. And the Jews are all for it because they can use the Christians to protect themselves (Even when they do genocide and while they fund terrorists like ISIS which is weird because I thought it was super important to get rid of all the terrorists and here they are funding the terrorists! And using stolen AI to commit genocide!). They could do the tennets of the incest cult I the absolute if they wanted. But they don't! They just lie and steal your identity if YOU don't do the incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2025
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Christian

Christian is the best. He’s not really too smart, but he’s still really nice guy, and is definitely HOT AF.
Liz: omg bruh did u see Christian today?

Hailey: yeah ikr he looked like, so hot
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Christian

A boy who eats cat shit out of his best friends litter box
Did you hear that christian ate Lisa Lisa’s shit?
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Christian

a guy who LOVES to fuck teddy beads
“Holy shit that’s christian, is he fucking a teddy bear?!”
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Christian

A guy that LOVES to fuck teddy bears
“Holy shit it’s christian! Wait is he fucking a teddy bear rn?!?”

Ew gross.”
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CHRISTIAN

A verb to ruin the vibe of a conversation by making an awkward joke
He really christianed the conversation by making a sex joke about my mum
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christian

Someone who causes problems in others lives by telling them they have to believe in what they believe or else they will get in trouble.
That christian group came by and said if i did not do what they say , they will protest in front of my business.
by Wayne M. May 17, 2018
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