half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-second-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 26, 2020

half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

by Downesy October 07, 2020

half-great-granduncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-granduncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019

half-quarter

when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.

"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."

by George Leo August 15, 2022

Half-Chubbed

When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.

Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.

by Skank Bacon October 03, 2020

Half-Mom

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom

Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!

by Jade Craze June 03, 2020