when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
Get the Mississippi Can Openermug. Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
by Quiefmister January 21, 2018
Get the canned potato homiemug. When you peal back her panties and juice starts to drip between her lips and gives you a whiff of a rancid fish smell that makes you gag but proceed to eat it while pinching your nose!
Hey Bob, “How was Marilyn last night?” Man she was a kipper snack in a sardine can, tasted like anchovies!
by Big “E” March 29, 2025
Get the Sardine Canmug. The greatest band to come out of Vista, CA. Consist of 5 awesome guys. Rocking the world since 2005. Will become Famous and Tour the World.
by pcfbass November 14, 2011
Get the pigs can fly!mug. by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>If YOu Believe Retracing My Words Can Kill Me then do so, Cowards<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
Get the Gender Studies Tomato-canmug. Phrase used to describe a homosexual. This phrase was coined in a press conference by President Obama when he was speaking about Jason Collins, the first openly gay athlete in the US from a major professional team sport.
by bigtime22 May 3, 2013
Get the Can Bang With Shaqmug.