Wank bank

A wank bank is when multiple men masturbate into a woman's vagina one after another

Hey my girlfriend said I could invite some friends over for a wank bank

by Daddddy01 June 9, 2018

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

Danger Wank

Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed

I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere

by PseudonymD August 15, 2017

Jingle Wank

Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.

Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.

by Corva March 9, 2019

Administrative Wank

A wank whose motivation is not related to being horny, used to go to sleep, stave boredom or relieve stress

After a hard day's work, nothing relaxes me more than an administrative wank!

by Hipernova8 March 27, 2024

whirly wank

wanking whilst spinning in a circle. a swegway can also be used to accomplish this task. gender doesn't matter this is fun for the whole family

kyle "shit i walked in on Fred having a whirly wank."

billy "yea but was he on a swegway?"

by i love the EDL April 18, 2018

Wank bank

Jar in cupboard filled with tissues sometimes stored in garden

I buried my wank bank in the garden yesterday

by Wankkbank April 24, 2020