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Wank Material

Something and/or someone that can be used to enhance a person's masturbating experience. Common wank materials include vibrators and pornography.
The manager of the company led the two individuals, Joanna and Fredrick, to an interesting grey-walled room, filled with some sort of assorted materials, all different colours stacked neatly on different shelves. A television screen placed right at the back centre of it all, playing what seemed to be animated Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content (see "hentai").
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.
by short_story_examples May 31, 2023
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Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023
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Calm-down wank

When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.
Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.
by cyclopentane June 27, 2023
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wanking

a friendly gesture to do with your friends to highlight you appreciate them.
Jonny: hey guys wanna wank??
Max: yeah why not!!

They had a good time wanking.
by blUeagLeye23 June 28, 2023
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Birthday Wank

An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.
Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023
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squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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The Wank That Stank

A book about Adam
The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.
by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023
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