Twat Swatting

The female version of cock blocking

My girl was twat swatting last night so I didn't get that D like I wanted

by ReapDini April 29, 2025

Twat Swap

Twat swapping is the term used for couples who partake in swinging. Typically referring to the females being swapped between the partners.

FRIEND: "Hey did you hear why Chris and Ryan haven't been at practice. THEYVE BEEN TWAT SWAPPING KAREN AND LISA EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT INSTEAD OF GOING TO PRACTICE.

FRIEND 2: No way

by Antibarbie69 April 30, 2025

Twat

twat /twŏt/
noun

1. The vulva.

2. A woman or girl.
3. A foolish or contemptible person.

4. Joanna fucking White

That twat Joanna white.

by KeyzerSöze June 4, 2025

twat bag

Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.

The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words

by debras carer December 5, 2023

Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023

Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week

by Schroomfunguy December 15, 2023

twat-bitch

Generally used to describe a particularly obnoxious and idiotic person who is also lacks any insight, being completely oblivious to their annoying behaviour.

"That Sam Smith is an absolute twat-bitch."

by Jap Sy August 24, 2023