East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

Royal Side

The side for the unexpected and the good

It’s mostly used as a hashtag #RoyalSide

Royal Side means a side for the unexpected and the good

by Royal Side June 25, 2018

sunny side up

To perform this you first must have a boner in a public place. Now if you feel the need to ejaculate but don't want to actually jerk off, just stick your dick under your belt and blow a load right in your belly button, thus the sunny side up

I saw someone so hot today I had to use the sunny side up in my pants. Dick cum belly button

by furgalish March 13, 2015

side ignore

When someone is really listening to you, but they are trying to make you think that they are ignoring you.

As I was talking to Nicholas about my expectations, he side ignored me.

by Nicbelle January 21, 2016

Side-Ass

Simliar to side-boob, but with ass...

"This tattoo is on their side-ass,"

by Fiveduck June 26, 2021

Domestic side eye

when layla says something dumb

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016